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Versatronic Here

Being single and apparently one of the very few straight people here (and thank you for accepting me anyway) I've got the best of both worlds. My gal doesn't care for my place and has zilch interest in moving in with me. She's got her own fung schwaaay certified place and I don't like it. I keep tripping over the stream running through her living room. But she loves the place. So she's got her own digs and does her thing and I got my bachelor pad and I do my own thing and when the weekend comes I'm hornier than a three-peckered billy goat. And so is she. And we're ALWAYS happy to see one another.

You know, so we have our space and our alone time and our privacy and then we have our time together and then she goes away again. Works for her and it works for me. I can't believe I didn't think of this set-up before.
 
Nothing beats two separate homes to ensure the longevity of a relationship.

and yes, you are way "IN" despite your "decadent lifetyle"..
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. An oil-fired dryer does wonders for one's popularity. Even if mythical.

But maybe you should post a pic to satisy some curiosities..
(ducks and runs)
 
OK, OK

Just this once. But remember, I dig chicks, ok? I mean, if we have a wash-in at my place, I'll even supply the beer and aprons (I even have this little Fredricks Of Mayberry number I think you guys would like) but at the end of the eve, everybody goes home!

I'm the second from the right in the pic that I linked to.

Oh, wait a second, the aprons are those crazy-assed vacuum cleaner people. Never mind.

http://home.paonline.com/mikehoov/PHOTOS/Psycho_Delicate/Psycho Delicate Image 3.htm
 
Versatronic Out (and way off topic anyway)

My GF was just trying to get me to sign up for a bus trip to NYC. Ridiculously cheap. I'll let you know if it's a go.

Have a good evening. I've got some work to do and I'm trying to score three more eBay items tonight so I have to monitor those. I made one score so far tonight. I know I won't win them all, but one can always hope. I scored a Panton Cone Chair last week. I'm sure KevinPreston and Estate Sale Gary and maybe PeteK would understand my glee in that score.
 
I'm leaving, really

I said I was leaving. Pete, you're going to make me miss a small appliance score! Actually, I just upped my snipe bid for the last time. It's in the Appliance God's hands now.

I was in an original band called Psycho Delicate. And those were the boys in the band, but we were NOT a boy band!!! I still get together with my guitar player and record when we have time, but we haven't played live in a couple of years.
 
Venus said:

Oy vey!
Married 22 years...'nuf said

...and she got married at 15 y.o. *WOW* LOL.

OH NO SENORA, you ain't getting away that easy.
Spill it.
Tom will forgive.
Dit me la verdad. ahora!
 
Are You Being Served?

Answer to:

"Celebate? 'I'm celebate!' That's what they all say when they can't have it off. Fat and ugly with no chance at a poke, more like."

Was it Mr. Hump-free? er..... sorry Humphreys.

Lawdy Lawd, the agitator in my mother's 1966 Maytag didn't used to swish that much.
 
Mr. Humphries are you free???

I really love Mr Humphries, cracks me up every time I see him...
Problem is most see me as Mrs. Slocombe, an old, but funny FRUMP!
 
Many over here who have watched Mrs Slocombe probably think the hair color was all done for television. Well I remember being over there in 68 and 72 and let me tell you that there were plenty of old woman over there that did color their hair in those outrageous looking oranges, reds, purples and blues.
 
Blue Rinse...Brassed Off

Talking of blue rinses Pete...yes there where a lot over here...and Champagne Pink for the Cheshire Set Wives, not so many now....

Have any of you seen the film "Brassed Off" (1996, Mark Herman), story of a local pit band, Maggie Thatchers government programme of closing down all the pits, and the real life action that took place all over the UK (and where I lived).

The wives of band members supported their husbands and players in the band, accompanying them to London for the Brass Band Finals.....COMPLETE with Neon Blue Rinses to match the bands uniform...

If you want a laugh, fab Brass Band Music, great acting and some of the best lines of UK Northern Humour....treat yourself

It shows the extremes people can go to support their partners etc....(not advocating blue rinses by the way...LOL)

Cheers, Mike

p.s.
I might be just a tad too passionate about this as I grew up in such a mining village and played in local brass bands from the age of 11 until recently. AND we all laughed soooooo much when the film came out as they had the same uniform as us....and yes I did wear that gold braid and played the big one...(tuba)....LOL

http://www.grimethorpeband.com/main_brassed_off.htm
 

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