WOW!!!! Kelvinator record message discovery

[jasonl]

Turn me on dead man

Try this on for size.

This guy does this for a living. He listens to stuff backwards and claims you can hear lots of stuff.

I believe it. There's too much of it there not to.

Reverse Speech - Reverse Speech

"Discover Reverse Speech—hailed as the 7th sense and a breakthrough in linguistics, featured worldwide for its groundbreaking research."

www.reversespeech.com

 

[jasonl]

Here's what I'm hearing

I slowed down the wave file in Sound Forge and here's what I'm getting. LOOTTTSSS of stuff here. This is a virtual Stairway To Heaven.

(before the sub zero part I hear something about a "Gas Surface". Was she thinking about a stove?)
(woman speaking)
Sub Zero end of wash
(man)
Sub Zero end of wash
(Chorus)
End of washer end of washer end of washer end of washer
(woman sings)
Sub zero end of wash and I should say it's succulent.
(garbled)
My dignity if ever show it now once. Sing.
(instrumental break. The melody is very dark and spooky backwards.)
(men sing)
Slytherin, Slytherin, Slytherin a little boy (garbled)
A little boy who could not see in the water
A little boy a little boy who could not see it
(garbled speech)

(here's where it gets evil)
OOoooooo... Satan's now (garbled)
(men chant)
Enough with this Enough with this Enough with this Enough with this
(woman sings garbled)
Enough now stop it
(men)
Slytherin Slytherin Slytherin a little boy (garbled)
A little boy who could not see in the water

OOoooo..
(woman whispers(this gets sexual))
It feels naughty and a little (garbled) force her back... foreskin force it back like this. ready ejaculate your weener in the washer, it's smooth. Hooray this is Eric, yeah.
(man) Hey, this is Eric, too.

(woman sings)
Hey, this is Eric... shove it in the washer... shout...
And soon those all who know Holly Ann(???)... (garbled)

(extremely strange carnival sounding music plays)
(woman whispers)
... I wanna see you hurt that Sue lady... her (???) are now warm, said the machine, and shattered them in two. And Sue hurt the man that step out.
(man) A man ... too
(men chant garbled)
(woman sings)
... and I heard it in the wash the music... I hear Sue say that the hair is all of wool... take a shower with that on sing.
(men)
Slytherin Slytherin Slytherin (woman) the end of wash and I will shout and its not easy. Heard end of wash. end of wash end of wash
(a man says something and the song "ends")

OK, Analysis? I dunno. I'm hearing the word Sub Zero in the beginning. Was SubZ around back then? She says something about "showing her dignity" I wonder if this is something about the personality of the woman singing? We'll find out in the last few verses.

There's a section where the men are chanting the world "Sytherin". Maybe I'm hearing this because I'm a Harry Potter fanatic, but it does say something about a little boy who can not see the water. I have a theory that water is a metaphor for love. The little boy can not see the "water" meaning he has no love, hence Slytherin. Draco Malfoy?

The word SATAN is heard. Only once and then men chant "Enough with this". Maybe they were not really wanting to record this song? Then another round of Slytherin comes out and the little boy.

OK, now it gets nasty and this woman starts naming NAMES! Who are/were Eric, Holly Ann, and Sue? Is this some kind of love triagle going on? Perhaps Eric dumped Sue for Holly Ann????? Who know. Of course there's explicit talk about putting "Additives" in the wash. At the end we hear "Slytherin" and shouting the end of wash, and it's not easy.

Here's my theory. The singer is Sue and she got dumped by Eric. Eric is the Slytherin, or slithery little boy. He dumped Sue for Holly Ann. He did something naughty in the washer, meaning he had sexual relations with Sue after all. Water means love so Sue is exclaiming "END OF WASH" meaning the end of her relationship.

End of Message End of Message End of Message.

 

[jasonl]

Sub Zero

(lightbulb lights up over my head)

Of course, Sub Zero could mean cold or freezing. Kinda like the feeling after you've been dumped.

 

[agiflow]

Maybe of interest

Have any of you seen the video of "Hells Bells-The dangers of rock & roll." I saw this last year and i was spooked to say the least.
Of course it explains that backwards masking is sometimes done by artists,but there were things on the video that defy explanation.

Pat

 

[bethann]

I think ya all lost your damn minds!

 

[pulsator]

Wow.

 

[alr2903]

LOL

from the Exorcist: "Ms. McNeil the problem with your daughter is not her BED, its her Brain". Somedays I really love you guys. p.s yeah I couldn't help but listen to it too.

 

[retromom]

oooooooohweeeeeeeeeooooooooh!

LOL! I'll never look at Kelvinators the same way again ;-)

 

[jasonl]

Hells Bells

Yes, I saw this movie. I am a Christian and had to watch this movie in youth group. I kinda got what they were trying to say but sheesh, as much hard rock, heavy metal, rap, and everything else I've listened to in my lifetime. I should be a satan worshipping, drug using, beer drinking, people killing bad guy.

Nope, I'm just a coaster fanatic with a VW Beetle; AC/DC mp3s and all.

I wouldn't take much of all that stuff seriously. That's what I thunk I heard and made up the story. It's succulent.

 

[bethann]

I do have to hand it to ya Jason. You are definitely one heck of a writer! LOL. Maybe Marie LaVoe is using you for a median or something!

 

[jasonl]

Witch Queen Of New Orleans

Nah, I just have a big imagination.

 

[spiralactivator]

Okay, I am officially scared now.

 

[gansky1]

AHHHHHHHHH! Burn this evil thread!!!

 

[pulsator-power]

Backwards

So there's more to the Magic minute
than just 60 seconds. And remember,
Shampoo backwards is oopmahS
JEESH!

 

[Designgeek]

I was starting to worry there....

Jason, the whole area of reverse speech is inconclusive at best, and I'm skeptical about the claims that guy makes on his webpage. Or, the mechanism is different: a person "hears" a reverse message because they are subconsciously assembling something that is meaningful to them, out of sounds that are otherwise not meaningful. In other words, similar to gazing into a crystal ball. I have no problem with people gazing into visual or acoustical crystal balls, or doing other kinds of consciousness experiments, just as long as they maintain a balanced attitude about it.

Re. satanic influences in music: I think that certain elements in the religious community are falling into the same trap as the old liberal-left, of trying to blame society for individual choices and failings, rather than taking personal responsibility. There's a lot in the media today that's just plain disgusting, but it seems to me the saturation-exposure to raw violence is doing a lot more harm than the comparatively rare satanic references and suchlike.

Meanwhile you're hanging out with a bunch of gay folks here, and I'm willing to bet it's not "making" you any gayer than you were the first day you dropped in here, which is to say, not at all.