Favourite Appliance Jingle?

[launderess]

As a child loved when commercials for "Whirlpool" came on television, mainly for the jingle:

........ Whirlpool won't make a mess of your permanent press........Whirlpool has so many ways to get you through your busy day..Whirlpool!

Just the sort of thing to stick in a housewife's mind for when new appliances were needed.

 

[sudsmaster]

The only jingle I can remember at this point is:

"You'll wonder where the yellow went,
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent."

OK, so it's a toothpaste, not an appliance. But toothpaste contains sodium dodecyl sulfate, which is a synthetic detergent (similar to what is found in shampoo), and detergents are used in washers, and washers are appliances.

Right?

;-)

 

[sudsmaster]

PS-When I was a child, permanent press wasn't invented yet.

 

[jeffg]

You get more
With a Kenmore
Cuz Kenmore has so much more to give

I think that's how it went.

 

[peterh770]

What makes it all greater,
It's all Kevinator...

 

[mrcleanjeans]

" Oh it's Maytag's turn to do your dishes, yes it's Maytag's turn to get em clean. And it's your turn to get a Maytag, for dishes that sparkle, for dishes that gleam ,you can't buy a better dishwashing machine." MAYTAG, THE DEPENDABILITY PEOPLE.

 

[mickeyd]

Close, but no cigar, but I jut can't help myself.

*Jingle* "Mister Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute.....

Mister Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it .....

Mister Clean! ..... Mister Clean!..... Mister Clean! ..............

Then He'd wink and either his teeth or his earring would sparkle and gleam. Loved it to death. Still sing it!

And then of couse there was: "And that's Automatic Washing ....... The Frigidairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre way! It was so cool the way the guy held the "R".

That one only gets recited in the shower, holding the "R" so long and so loud till I sound like a crazy person. Try and see if you don't laugh yourself dry ;'D

 

[danemodsandy]

My Favourite:

Didn't have words - it was the little musical sign-off at the end of '60s Whirlpool commercials. Only twelve notes long, it sounded electronic; I have never been able to find it online. Scoured YouTube, Googled my fingers to the bone. Nothing. Zip. Nada.

Anyone else remember it?

 

[rinso]

Frigidaire designed, with YOU in mind.

 

[launderess]

I Tell A Lie

Also remember:

"The little blue jug is "Dynamo"...
Recommended by women who used to use powders"!

*LOL*

 

[mrcleanjeans]

I remember that. It was 1/4 cup formula,lousy too except for pretreating and greasy stains. Era debuted at that same time,all comments apply to it also.

 

[travlincub321]

Theres more for your life at sears

I want that washer and dryer btw

 

[travlincub321]

Maytag, The Dependibilty People

 

[laundromat]

Wow! Skinni Mini yea it's crazy but wize!
a washer that washes and a dryer that dries.
Two single units yes a seperate pair
Only two feet wide.So,it fits anywhere
Skinni-Mini.
Fits almost anywhere!

FRIGIDAIRE bothers to BUILD-IN more help.

 

[twinniefan]

Here are a few I remember

1.Kelvinator-has something for everyone.
2.You can get more out of a Westinghouse,(fridge.),because you can get more in.
3.Guesss who's mum's got a Whirlpool with Dame Edna Everage.
4.Philips want you to have the very best there is.
5.You can rely on Pye(going back many years now.)
6.For better food protection,depend on Frigidaire,the best refrigerators you will find anywhere.
For a few non appliance ones.
1.Ordinary powders get clothes ordinary clean,but Drive strives for total clean.
2.Wax,dust and polish as you clean with Mr. Sheen.(I think I may have that in wrong order, if anyone can correct, please do.)
3.My all time favourite,
"Louie the fly,I'm Louie the fly, straight from rubbish tip to you, spreading disease with the greatest of ease, straight from rubbish tip to you I'm bad and mean and mighty unclean,afraid of nobody, except the man with the can of Mortein I hate that word Mortein. aaarrrggghhh(after being sprayed with about half a can of Mortein.)
One spray and Louie the fly, apple of his old mother's eye was Louie,poor old Louie, Louie the fly a victim of Mortein."
Cheers.
Steve.

 

[launderess]

"Louie the fly,I'm Louie the fly, straight from rub

I Love It!

*LOL*

L.

 

[panthera]

Well, I don't know if this counts, exactly,

but as kids, we had 'alternative' lyrics to those hideous evergreens we were constantly being forced to sing in school assemblies, at school Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc. nights for our 'dear parents'.

One of our favorites was that charming little ditty which we slightly re-worded:

So buy some COM-et and VOM-et today!

A-hem, well, most of the other really big ones have already been mentioned. I, too, remember that little electronic ditty from Whirlpool...but can't quite get it down pat.

 

[ptcruiser51]

You guys are astounding!

I can't recall a single appliance jingle, though I must have seen thousands of 'em! I can remember just Mr. Clean, and "Oh Fab, I'm glad, they added all fabric brightners to the lemon-freshened borax, in you" "It's less toil with Lestoil, so clean the Lestoil way"

I can, however, recall dozens of jingles for cigarettes from the 50s and 60s. "You'll be smoking cool, cool, all the time, when you come up to Kool" "A hint, of mint, makes the difference. So cool, that you'll know the difference. It's soft smoking, with cool menthol, it's so refreshing while you're smoking Newport filter cigarettes, Newport filter cigarettes (fade)"

Now, ask me anything about algebra or geometry >blank<

 

[polkanut]

Another cigarette jingle,

"Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should."