Subject: marriage
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> > You have two choices in life:
> >
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> > You can stay single and be miserable,
> >
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> > or get married and wish you were dead.
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> >
> > ====================================
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> > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> >
> >
> > "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
> > "Yes, I am. I
> >
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> > married the wrong man."
> >
> >
> > ====================================
> >
> >
> > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
> >
> >
> > "Husband Wanted"
> >
> >
> > Next day she received a hundred letters.
> >
> >
> > They all said the same thing:
> >
> >
> > "You can have mine."
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge
> > than to let
> >
> >
> > her keep him.
> >
> >
> > ====================================
> >
> >
> > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is
> > finished.
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
> > get
> >
> >
> > married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
> > paying."
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
> > Africa a man
> >
> >
> > doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That
> > happens in
> >
> >
> > every country, son."
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > Then there was a woman who said,
> >
> >
> > "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and
> > by then, it
> >
> >
> > was too late."
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > If you want your spouse to listen and
> >
> >
> > pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your
> > sleep.
> >
> >
> > ====================================
> >
> >
> > Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through
> > life
> >
> >
> > thinking they had no faults at all.
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
> >
> >
> > Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > A Woman's Prayer
> >
> >
> > Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and
> > to
> >
> >
> > forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if
> > I pray for
> >
> >
> > Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
>
>
>
>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You have two choices in life:
> >
> >
> > You can stay single and be miserable,
> >
> >
> > or get married and wish you were dead.
> >
> >
> > ====================================
> >
> >
> > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> >
> >
> > "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
> > "Yes, I am. I
> >
> >
> > married the wrong man."
> >
> >
> > ====================================
> >
> >
> > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
> >
> >
> > "Husband Wanted"
> >
> >
> > Next day she received a hundred letters.
> >
> >
> > They all said the same thing:
> >
> >
> > "You can have mine."
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge
> > than to let
> >
> >
> > her keep him.
> >
> >
> > ====================================
> >
> >
> > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is
> > finished.
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
> > get
> >
> >
> > married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
> > paying."
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
> > Africa a man
> >
> >
> > doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That
> > happens in
> >
> >
> > every country, son."
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > Then there was a woman who said,
> >
> >
> > "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and
> > by then, it
> >
> >
> > was too late."
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> >
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> > If you want your spouse to listen and
> >
> >
> > pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your
> > sleep.
> >
> >
> > ====================================
> >
> >
> > Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through
> > life
> >
> >
> > thinking they had no faults at all.
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
> >
> >
> > Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
> >
> >
> > =====================================
> >
> >
> > A Woman's Prayer
> >
> >
> > Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and
> > to
> >
> >
> > forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if
> > I pray for
> >
> >
> > Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
>
>
>
>
