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wait...

its not even about what's 'due me'

I just want people to do what they are supposed to do...

AND OWN RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS!!!!
 
"Will I put that new window roller in the Jew Canoe, an

Um, what is a "Jew Canoe?" Not familiar with that term. Hope it's not as derrogatory as it sounds.
 
One of my graphics clients is Jewish. I asked her today what a "Jew Canoe" is and she gave me a funny look, and said it used to mean a Cadillac. I asked her if she considers it an offensive term and she just stared at me and said, "Well, what do you think?! Don't ever let Dave [husband] hear you say it!"
 
Jew Canoe?

Never heard it before now. Most of the chosen people I know drive a Mercedes if they can afford it. Seldom a VW. Or maybe an old Dodge Dart.

I will need to remember that if I ever visit Steve's or Kevin's houses, to stand perfectly still in the center of the room, with my hands glued to my thighs. Kind of like that Boston Legal lawyer with Asbergers.

In my house the rule is simple. If you move the furniture you have to clean up the dust bunnies under it. If touching the wall means you won't fall down and sue me, by all means, be my guest.
 
Oh no sweetie-darling I am a very hospitable host.

~perfectly still in the center of the room, with my hands glued to my thighs.

Honey, if my clean walls could talk at how flexible I was with guests, you'd blush. :-)

From a game show:
Q~ What is a four letter word
that starts with "H", and I'm one of them
A~ HOMO.

--all hell breaks loose!

Host: Well, I was going for "HOST"! Code in college for "Homo" in the theatre group was "host!"
 
A Jew Canoe was is /indeed a racial/religious slur and meant Cadillac when I was growing up. Of course, Cadillacs were also called Wop Wagons and Banana Barges(for Blacks) by the same people who owned them, albiet in more stately colors.

As American ethnic groups started to achieve some of the status symbols reserved for the WASP society, the WASPS moved on to Mercedes, Conneciut Barn Conversions, Martha's Vineyard and understated taste.(No jewlery at the pool) The Jews in the apparel business and the Blacks in the entertainment industry followed. Even Ralph Lipshits changed his name to Ralph Lauren and Diana Ross lives in CT.

It all comes down to what Fanny Brice said once in Beverly Hills: "You just can't keep up with the Goyim. Just when Jewish people were allowed to play golf here, there's a new came called Chukkeers/Polo or whatever they call this golf game on a horse. Billy would just love this, he's very fond of baloney".
 
What makes me crazy!!!

That it took the county treasurers office 5 years to realize that I cannot live in 2 homes at the same time!!! Duh!!! So, they felt it necessary to bill me for an additional $6,000.00 in school taxes. They send the bills twice a year and I pay them. I don't analyze the bill when I get it...to be honest I don't really even understand how they arrive at the figures they do. I don't go to the board of review every year and sit there and yell and scream that my taxes are too high and I can't pay them to try and get them reduced. Even though this is totally not my fault I am the one that's out the money plus penalty and interest.
Good Old Michigan "The F%^k Me State"

venting...venting...venting...lol thanks for listening.
Bill
 
Most tax bills are an assessed value multiplied by a tax rate.

The assessed value is usually prescribed by law, sometimes a percentage of the market value of a home (based on what decade, no one really knows!)

If either the A.V or the tax rate goes up so do your taxes.

Frequently polititcians play the game that they have not raised tax rates.... yeah so what? if the A.V, goes up so does what you pay!

Always beware of some @$$hole that overpays for a property. (s)he may have an impact on the overall A.V (i.e. artifically high)of ALL OTHER PROPERTIES in the jurisdiciton.
 
Thanks for explaining Toggles...the AV goes up on both properties year after year....of course the housing market in Michigan is dead in the water but I'm sure the AV will keep going up.

Thanks again
Bill
 
I pretty much think every woman knows about these things by

At least I haven't seen these ads on the Food Network!

Really... how many different "coozie cleansers" do ladies need? Not to mention the different "moogie mattresses" (with or without wings) that are each superior to the others. I swear... if I needed all these things I'd head to Homo Depot and get a bag of cement!!!

Lets see more jock itch ads!

Chuck
 
Although I was a renter when it was passed, and opposed it back in the mid-70's, here in California we have Proposition 13 to thank for relatively low home property taxes. Passed around 1977, it froze assessed values for the purpose of taxation, and limited the increase in tax-assessed value to no more than 2% per year. So now my home is probably worth at least twice what it is being taxed for.

Since local governments used to depend mainly on property taxes for their funding, they have resorted to various other ways to generate revenue. I won't try to enumerate them here, but increased fees play a large part (a "fee" is a loophole, not considered a tax). Other assessments are all subject to vote, and they can add up as well, but nowhere near as bad as the unrestrained AV would. Sales taxes are also relatively high - 8.75% in this area, and California income tax rates are among the highest in the nation.

Don't really have a beef with any of this; I do have sympathy for those in other states with tax rates that exceed mortgage payments.
 
Restless Leg Syndrome?

A more annnoying commercial has not been aired on TV in a long time. A cure in search of a problem... CR did a good exposé on the various medicines being advertised heavily on TV the past year for... RLS, or Restless Leg Syndrome. I don't doubt that some people get this problem - I think I even had it years back sporadically - but CR points out that there are a lot of side effects to the meds, and there are also a lot of other ways of treating the syndrome - which truly is not life threatening.
 
Do I smell roses?

Well, you know what "F.D.S" stands for, don't you?

(Between-the-leg) Floral Delivery Service.

Implied message:
Use our product and you will have the Kitty of Death!
(This was the RI cat that slept with the dying.)

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I don't doubt that some people get this problem - I thin

When I was a teen I had it quite frequently. I used to drive my father NUTS with my legs always moving when I'd be laying on the LR floor watching TV. But, we didn't have a name for it then, nor did we have meds with LOTS of side effects for it. It's gotten better over the (mumbled number of) years that I've had it, but I do still get it. Yes, it's uncomfortable, but I hear the list of side effects on TV, and just say, "no thanks!!!"

FDS- I remember a particularly disgusting rhyme from when I was a teen (maybe because I knew about me early): "If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

Please excuse me while I unswallow.....

Chuck
 
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